"Ahh, I know you really want to talk to me, but I'm a pretty busy guy, you know. I guess you'll just have to leave a message so I can get back to you later, hm?"
[Sano is rather confused by this reply at first, so he sits at the bar and just stares at it for a while, as if that will make it make more sense. But it remains the same and he remains confused. Because he is sure that Shinpachi isn't asleep at all (since he's probably at the bar with him and even if he weren't, there's no way Shinpachi is asleep this early.
He also knows for sure that Shinpachi has disgustingly perfect blue eyes, okay, this is one of those heterosexual life partner test questions. Probably.
So that leaves another terrifying option.
And when Sano actually looks at the name of the person who sent said text, he starts to laugh, both in person and in text.]
Something wrong?It seems like something is disappointing you.
[of course, he knows full well that the text was not intended for him. even at his most drunk, this isn't behavior sano carries on with him—not that he knows off the bat who it's actually intended for, but is that important?
sano's still misdirecting all that flirting, so why not play along and be an ass about it?]
[Of course he's misdirecting. This is how he deals with problems he can't stab or punch. Just ~ignore them~. He's also not drunk enough to fall into Souji's traps! Probably.]
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probablyat the bar with him and even if he weren't, there's no way Shinpachi is asleep this early.He also knows for sure that Shinpachi has disgustingly perfect blue eyes, okay, this is one of those heterosexual life partner test questions. Probably.
So that leaves another terrifying option.
And when Sano actually looks at the name of the person who sent said text, he starts to laugh, both in person and in text.]
hahahhaha.ahahahahahahaaah shit
[He likes Souji. But Souji is still...Souji.
This can't possibly end well.]
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[of course, he knows full well that the text was not intended for him. even at his most drunk, this isn't behavior sano carries on with him—not that he knows off the bat who it's actually intended for, but is that important?
sano's still misdirecting all that flirting, so why not play along and be an ass about it?]
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tech nology
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Maybe that's what you get for embracing it so easily.
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embracing itt itss not a gril
not that i do that likee you all thing
whaat od yu take me for
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oh thats not what you maent was it
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[OOH SICK BURN]
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[that totally grants him some rights here.]
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[That's totally a legitimate answer, okay.]
your namee is to close to otherss
hoq dare you be souuji
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[buying himself time while scrolls through the contact list to see what names are near his.]
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heeeyy what colro are you reyes since were on the subject
[You passed that subject up, Sano, but good try.]
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I'm sure Shinpachisan would be touched to know you can at least remember his eyes.